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13 December 2008 @ 11:07 am

 
 
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Attention Folks From The Big Apple: Are you anticipating spending this coming Friday night alone but for a family size bag of Fritos and the gentle judgment of Jesus? Looking for a little action that doesn't require the application of a topical ointment the following morning? Seek no further, blind followers of the mediocre, for your lives can skip a day of the ordinary when you step into the bask-zone perimeter of The Human Aftertaste!

(Not even a week into the tour and there's already been a visit to the emergency room!)


Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Corpse! Tittybear! Dildoes! Fiddle Faddle!

Friday, July 20th - 10:00pm
Arlene's Grocery
NYC (Manhattan), New York

Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;Collapse )

(x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete and all that, cheers!)

 
 
humanaftertaste

Attention Cleveland Folks: Are you anticipating spending this coming Tuesday night alone but for a family size bag of Fritos and the gentle judgment of Jesus? Looking for a little action that doesn't require the application of a topical ointment the following morning? Seek no further, blind followers of the mediocre, for your lives can skip a day of the ordinary when you step into the bask-zone perimeter of The Human Aftertaste!

(Not even a week into the tour and there's already been a visit to the emergency room!)


Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Corpse! Tittybear! Dildoes! Fiddle Faddle!

Tuesday, July 17th
Mocha Dreams
Cleveland, Ohio

(More Ohio shows listed on the website!)


Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;Collapse )

(x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete and all that, cheers!)

 
 
humanaftertaste

The time has come release the hobos from the meat factory and cram-the-band-in-the-van to kickstart this Tour De Sauce across 9 States of Amerika. How we will survive this is not your concern. All you need to know is where we'll be, how many holes am I holding up, and what kind of surprise we'll be leaving on your doorstep.


Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Corpse! Tittybear! Dildoes! Fiddle Faddle!

Second stop, Madison - TONIGHT!!! You lucky, lucky bastards!


Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;


FREE CAN OF MEAT!!!

"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan

"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.

Wanna know more? Go to our website for full tour details, poindexter.

(x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete and all that, cheers!)

 
 
humanaftertaste

The time has come release the hobos from the meat factory and cram-the-band-in-the-van to kickstart this Tour De Sauce across 9 States of Amerika. How we will survive this is not your concern. All you need to know is where we'll be, how many holes am I holding up, and what kind of surprise we'll be leaving on your doorstep.


Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Corpse! Tittybear! Dildoes! Fiddle Faddle!

First stop, Iowa City - lucky, lucky bastards!

Friday, July 13th - 9:00pm
The Picador
Iowa City, Iowa
With: Miracles of God
Lipstick Homicide
$5 buck tour kick off show!!!

Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;


FREE CAN OF MEAT!!!

"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan

"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.

Wanna know more? Go to our website for full tour details, poindexter.

(x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete and all that, cheers!)

 
 
 
humanaftertaste

Attention Chitown Folk: Are you anticipating spending this coming Saturday night alone but for a family size bag of Fritos and the gentle judgment of Jesus? Looking for a little action that doesn't require the application of a topical ointment the following morning? Seek no further, blind followers of the mediocre, for your lives can skip a day of the ordinary when you step into the bask-zone perimeter of The Human Aftertaste!


"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan

"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.

And how.
Sex! Violence! Dale Earnhardt's Well-Preserved Corpse! Free Cans Of Meat!

Wanna know more? Then go to the website, chumps.

(x-posted like the buggery, delete if inappropriate and all that, cheers!)